HollyWood Horror

Hey everyone there's a killer on the loose
Let's start a seach party and break-up into two's
That way if something happens to one person, the other can make it back
Or the killer is one of us and will just wait until we're seperated and kill someone, come back to us and lie about the attack
Oh Hollywood Horror films you're setup is all wrong
Why does the girl always figure out who the killer is when everyone in the house is gone
How come a strange sound to me sounds like an invitation to them
How come every one is dying and she's sleeping with him
Why did he think he could stand pound for pound
With the deranged killer who just crawled from out of the ground
And since when did stealth start to effect smell
All those bodies he's touched? Ain't no showers in hell
Why is she running up the stairs after passing the front door
A prequel, a sequel, part three and part four
How many times can you get revenge
Shoot him in the head, chop off his limbs, then it'll be the end
Oh Hollywood horrors you've got it all wrong
These horror films last way too long
After one questionably missing body I'm not sticking around
Facebook or Twitter me when they've been found
If It's not a retarded man who's mad he didn't fit in
Should've read the pamphlet it said be sure your child can swim
Then it's a crispified pervert who's mad he got caught
Died and decided to haunt other people's thoughts
What type of mad man attacks a person's sleep
Now I'm irritable at work because I haven't slept a wink
Why are they spending the night in that creepy old house
It's a wonder why none of them made it out
Please stumble upon a body and scream as loud as you can
To alert the killer that he must kill again
And please rinse your hair for the umpteenth time
Walk into the bedroom and ignore all the tell tell signs
Whatever happened to running around a car until the other person gave up
What is this "go on without me, my foot is stuck"
Oh Hollywood horrors what have you done
Why the hell did Chucky have a wife and confused son
How come they don't know that if they block one way that the killer will double back
How come they don't sprint around the corner wait and attack
Oh Hollywood horrors you've lost your sting
And another thing, o wait I love this scene